wedding definition original letterpress card {hwg - wedding definition}

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the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.

Wedding
noun | wed-ding | \’wed-diƞ\
1. The ceremonial act of being co-joined to another person in the presence of friends ad relatives that you haven't seen in a very long time, all dressed in uncomfortable clothes, mixed with unpredictable weather, Polo Cologne, and an open bar with all the Cosmopolitans you can drink.
2. A special occasion celebrating the marriage of two people who love each other.

  • soy ink letterpress on grey cotton paper

  • 3.5 x 5 inch folded card packaged with a grey envelope and in a clear sleeve

  • available as single cards

  • minimum order quantity: 6

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the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.

Wedding
noun | wed-ding | \’wed-diƞ\
1. The ceremonial act of being co-joined to another person in the presence of friends ad relatives that you haven't seen in a very long time, all dressed in uncomfortable clothes, mixed with unpredictable weather, Polo Cologne, and an open bar with all the Cosmopolitans you can drink.
2. A special occasion celebrating the marriage of two people who love each other.

  • soy ink letterpress on grey cotton paper

  • 3.5 x 5 inch folded card packaged with a grey envelope and in a clear sleeve

  • available as single cards

  • minimum order quantity: 6

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.

Wedding
noun | wed-ding | \’wed-diƞ\
1. The ceremonial act of being co-joined to another person in the presence of friends ad relatives that you haven't seen in a very long time, all dressed in uncomfortable clothes, mixed with unpredictable weather, Polo Cologne, and an open bar with all the Cosmopolitans you can drink.
2. A special occasion celebrating the marriage of two people who love each other.

  • soy ink letterpress on grey cotton paper

  • 3.5 x 5 inch folded card packaged with a grey envelope and in a clear sleeve

  • available as single cards

  • minimum order quantity: 6

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