toilet paper instructions wedding original letterpress card {hwg - instructions}

$2.75

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.

toilet paper
doesn't come with
instructions
so I’m going to
tell you exactly
how it works.
it's over
not under.
happy married life

  • soy ink letterpress on grey cotton paper

  • 3.5 x 5 inch folded card packaged with a grey envelope and in a clear sleeve

  • available as single cards

  • minimum order quantity: 6

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the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.

toilet paper
doesn't come with
instructions
so I’m going to
tell you exactly
how it works.
it's over
not under.
happy married life

  • soy ink letterpress on grey cotton paper

  • 3.5 x 5 inch folded card packaged with a grey envelope and in a clear sleeve

  • available as single cards

  • minimum order quantity: 6

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.

toilet paper
doesn't come with
instructions
so I’m going to
tell you exactly
how it works.
it's over
not under.
happy married life

  • soy ink letterpress on grey cotton paper

  • 3.5 x 5 inch folded card packaged with a grey envelope and in a clear sleeve

  • available as single cards

  • minimum order quantity: 6

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