birthday definition original letterpress card {hwg - birthday definition}
the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
birthday
noun | birth-day | \’bǝrth-dā\
1. the painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge cake with your name spelled out in artificial blue frosting.
2. a special occasion marking the day of your birth
soy ink letterpress on grey cotton paper
3.5 x 5 inch folded card packaged with a grey envelope and in a clear sleeve
available as single cards
minimum order quantity: 6
the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
birthday
noun | birth-day | \’bǝrth-dā\
1. the painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge cake with your name spelled out in artificial blue frosting.
2. a special occasion marking the day of your birth
soy ink letterpress on grey cotton paper
3.5 x 5 inch folded card packaged with a grey envelope and in a clear sleeve
available as single cards
minimum order quantity: 6
the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
birthday
noun | birth-day | \’bǝrth-dā\
1. the painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge cake with your name spelled out in artificial blue frosting.
2. a special occasion marking the day of your birth
soy ink letterpress on grey cotton paper
3.5 x 5 inch folded card packaged with a grey envelope and in a clear sleeve
available as single cards
minimum order quantity: 6
