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i just want to take you to a latin salsa bar

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can i put my kombucha in your refrigerator?

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romance_languages_be_mine.jpg

wood you be mine?

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out of all the unicorns that i know*

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romance_languages_nice.jpg

you smell nice

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romance_languages_floss.jpg

i made a heart out of dental floss

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romance_languages_screen_saver.jpg

you are my screen saver baby

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romance_languages_weddings.jpg

i generally try to never miss any of your weddings

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hwg-ticks_web.jpg

would you mind checking me for ticks?

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originals_instructions.jpg

toilet paper doesn't come with instructions

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romance_languages_rainbow.jpg

you are a rainbow

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originals_dopamine.jpg

a little bit of dopamine is released

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romance_languages_cassette.jpg

i want to make you a cassette tape

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originals_bass.jpg

i caught you a delicious bass

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pheromones

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hwg-cowboy.jpg

kiss my you lucky cowboy

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hwg-burning love_web.jpg

hunka hunka burnin' love

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hwg-stretch-marks-edited.jpg

can i show you my stretch marks?

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hwg-wedding definition.jpg

wedding definition card

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