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sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher

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wonderful wonderful wonderful

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woody guthrie's 1943 new year's resolutions

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digital detox means not taking your phone into the shower with you

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thinking cap drinking cap

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seize the sticky note

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i have restless hamburger syndrome

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fist bump

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sending you good vibrations

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your urine test came back clean

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bummer

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looks like it's time to load the tour bus to Denny's

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death and taxes

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unicorn sausage

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i've got cat scratch fever

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earwax was rattling out of my head

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when my spirit animal takes over

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your seat cushion is a flotation device

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the journey of a thousand miles

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Control Alt Delete

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badass

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crap-a-palooza

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filled with the milk of human kindness

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people younger than you have false teeth

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the plumbing might be getting old

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bring on the leeches

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college definition

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all those preservatives have done wonders for you

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more people are killed by vending machines

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the one who dies with the most guitars wins

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would you like some whiskey and a backrub?

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