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consumption of this pizza

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i feel sorry for people who don't drink

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i enjoy cooking with wine

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i believe i'll have another beer

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it's not just France that we are fighting for

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in water there is bacteria

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peace sign

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pinot noir

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absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

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your optimism is killing me

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TЯЦMP

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time for your neti pot get well soon

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a glass of chardonnay might help with that

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listen to your human resources manager

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goldfish have an attention span of 12 seconds

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practice todayfulness

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i would rather be sorry than safe

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i woke up and found i was a thespian

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sending you good vibrations

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medical marijuana card

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i drink water just to surprise my liver

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rehab is for quitters

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i recommend kale

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expect the worst

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drugs are fun

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i recommend bourbon

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i recommend gin

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alcohol is fun

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i recommend scotch card

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¿tequila?

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i recommend vodka card

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awesome sauce

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"this internet dating has to stop"

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years of worry finally paid off

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knock on wood

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i thought i ordered the happy meal

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bring on the leeches

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the journey of a thousand miles

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your seat cushion is a flotation device

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don't pick at it, it might get infected

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can i put my kombucha in your refrigerator?

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glitter the herpes of the craft world

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unicorn sausage

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i recommend canada

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Castro ¿Que pasa?

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Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslim

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i miss the bush years

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socialism it's not just for Europeans anymore

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i've wasted the best years of my life as a vegetarian

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people in foreign countries understand you better

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catholic school the guilt is free

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burn after reading

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"fat burner" button on the exercise bike

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have you drained your tofu today?

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i'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

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republicans have bad hair

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bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

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check yourself before you wreck yourself

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hey now you're an all star get your game on go play

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whip it good

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put a little bird house in your soul

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rq-white.jpg

play that funky music white boy

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always trust your cape

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rq-courvoisier.jpg

pass the courvoisier

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rock the casbah

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keep on rockin' in the free world

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the backyard goat

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is this your phone?

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men-o-pause

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mercury must be in retrograde

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hwg-cookie-monster.jpg

cookie monster quote

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hwg-vending-machines.jpg

more people are killed by vending machines

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guitars.jpg

the one who dies with the most guitars wins

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when my spirit animal takes over

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check the item(s) that you had removed

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hwg-replaced_retailweb.jpg

check the item(s) that you had replaced

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camping feng shui

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hwg-born_web.jpg

i wish i was born a great dancer

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hwg-puppy.jpg

i want a puppy

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choose anger

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Copy of digital detox means not taking your phone into the shower with you

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i have restless hamburger syndrome

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sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher

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