birthday definition card
| birth·day \ˈbərth-dā\
1. The painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge cake with your name spelled out in artificial blue frosting.
2. A special occasion marking the day of your birth
+ 1-color letterpress on grey cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with envelope
+ available in singles, minimum order quantity: 6