hwg - birthday definition
1. The painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge cake with your name spelled out in artificial blue frosting.
2. A special occasion marking the day of your birth.
+ letterpress printed card with envelope
+ 3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
+ available in singles (minimum: 6)